Isn't it amazing what donkeys get up to in the early hours of the morning? We've received reports that a donkey strolling up the overtaking lane of the Ibiza to San Jose road just outside Privilege on Monday night was struck by a Renault Clio.
Details are sketchy and thus far we know neither the condition of the poor animal nor whether it was breath-tested by the police. One thing is for sure though, no blame can be laid at the door of the Manumission boys, as their infamous Monday night parties don't kick off until 4th July.