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Review: Pure Pacha All Gone Pete Tong

The Pete Tong take-over of Pacha continues to be a rager' of a party...


By Jordan Smith

As I rounded the street corner Pacha loomed from the pavement like a radioactive angular blueberry, its equally luminous fuchsia counterpart, Pacha Hotel, challenging it from across the road. Within the blueberry block, it was an extremely multi-faceted clubbing experience, including sushi restaurant, merchandise shop, main dance floor, disco room, roof terrace, café and every manner of VIP sections you and your stilettos could imagine. It felt like a many-holed warren, with each turn presenting a new opportunity to splash out... alright for some!

A small crowd on the terrace drew my attention as I explored the wealthy warren; I pushed through the scrum of salivating testosterone to find a delightful specimen of a woman splashing about in a giant cocktail glass, wearing nothing but a red bow arranged advantageously but uncomfortably (think high school wedgie, but with satin) around her person. It was pretty rad.

Down on the main dance floor Alesso had the masses in the throws of ecstasy. They presented a united fist-pumping front, going absolutely wild to ‘suped-up’ house versions of Losing My ReligionR.E.M., PromisesNero, In My MindIvan Gough and Feenixpawl and the Ibiza staple Seven Nation ArmyThe White Stripes. The crowd kept up a steady chorus as Alesso chewed through the commercial classics at a cracking pace. Unfortunately my ears were once more confronted with a remix of Gotye’s Somebody That I Used to Know from not only Alesso but later Pete Tong as well (Tong’s remix wins, in my opinion). It’s a gem of a song, which appears to be following me insidiously around this island like a brightly tessellated bad smell.

Pete Tong took the reigns around the four-thirty mark, opening well with a remix of Flutes from the new Hot Chip album. From here on in Tong saved the day for me, musically, delivering a heavy hitting tech set which still had plenty of funk and shake. Punter dance moves shifted from fist pumps to shoulder swings as Tong threw out a tasty selection of tunes worthy of a post-5am dance session, including a driving remix of Azealia Banks212.

Finally, a special mention must go to the podium girls at Pacha last night. Unlike every other sparkling beauty I’ve seen across the podiums in Ibiza, these girls did not merely pose seductively, but danced the pants off the situation with genuine smiles on their faces. Nameless Dames – I salute you.

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Parties

Pure Pacha Opening Party
24 May 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 3838
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
31 May 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 3838
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
07 Jun 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 3838
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
14 Jun 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 3838
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
21 Jun 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 3838
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
28 Jun 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 3838
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
05 Jul 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
12 Jul 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
19 Jul 23:59
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
Pure Pacha
26 Jul 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
02 Aug 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
09 Aug 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
16 Aug 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
23 Aug 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
30 Aug 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
06 Sep 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
13 Sep 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
20 Sep 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha
27 Sep 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)
Pure Pacha Closing Party
04 Oct 23:59
Standard E-Ticket - 4848
VIP Table - 440440
(2 people)

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