The David Guetta véhicule with the saucy name causes gridlock outside and inside Pacha every night of its Thursday residency.
Of course, the French superstar is back for another season and will be guaranteed to bring a star-studded line-up to Pacha once more. There was much speculation as to whether or not Guetta would be a victim of Pacha's 2013's refresh, but fear not, 2014 still has plenty of Guetta to go around.
The opening will be on the 29th May, and the closing the 2nd October. Guests featuring over the season include Showtek, Nicky Romero, A-Trak, Afrojack, Martin Garrix and Chuckie.
But be warned! Season passes are worthless, guest lists get ripped up. Doormen you thought were your friends will spit on your shoes. Gorgeous models will stab each other through the heart with six inch stilettos for a spot in the DJ booth. This is a party everyone wants to be at.
Every inch of the dance floor will be covered in writhing bodies. If Dante Alighieri was French, F.M.I.F. would be his disco inferno.
Standard pre-sale tickets always sell out in record time for this party, so it's good to be aware of your other options. Going for the luxury treatment and booking VIP tickets, for example, can get you in after pre-sale are gone, plus you have some much needed extra space and all the drinks you could need at your disposal - often working out to be better value than you'd think. You could also book a voyage with the Pacha 67 Sailboat and choose entry to FMIF as your complimentary club night, or finally there are always a few tickets left to be purchased on the island from the Pacha shops, or the club itself if you arrive at midnight on the dot!
Ibiza, prepare for energy-fulled electro and power-charged percussion at David Guetta’s F*** Me I’m
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A year of change and expansion for Pacha in 2013.
Heading down to Pacha to sleep with some famous people.
New tickets for Pacha Ibiza's hottest night on sale!
Here we go - tickets are on sale for all Pacha events up until 16th June.
Pacha has delivered a well balanced program bursting at the seams with talent.
Catch up with the artist who's playing the FMIF parties a lot this season...
Everyone wants a piece of the Cathy and David pie...
Get them while they're available!
David Guetta and his entourage is back for another season of tremendous Thursdays at Pacha.